Meet Ian Thorpe’s swimmer friend, Daniel Mendes
I don’t get it. I mean, why devote so many column inches to Ian Thorpe’s friendship with a hot Brazilian swimmer named Daniel? Yeah, they’ve lived together for three years and spend Christmas with each others families, so did my sister and her now-husband before they got marr-
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Ah, Rupert, your lawsuit-evading obfuscations are so clever. You minx.
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